tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16026927869015763.post6496076317985981563..comments2021-05-04T16:10:12.739-04:00Comments on I Mashed In Little League: What's Revis Worth?talbuchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13119314235317540650noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16026927869015763.post-23186872016237246272013-04-21T16:00:45.329-04:002013-04-21T16:00:45.329-04:00As of 3:35 P.M. on Sunday, April 21, 2013, this tr...As of 3:35 P.M. on Sunday, April 21, 2013, this trade is going to happen. Assuming published reports are correct and it involves a first round pick, this transaction will one day be considered an egregious error in Buc history rivaled only by the trade of a 1st rounder for Jack 'The Throwin' Samoan' Thompason.<br /><br />Derrell Revis went down in a heap with a non-contact injury; I repeat: A NON-CONTACT INJURY. This does not bode well for: <br /><br />a. A player at the cornerback position, a position that requires plant and drive to change directions rapidly <br /><br />b. A player that has a history of holding out for more money only seconds after signing sweetened renegotiated contract deals. This guy is going to put 15 mill/year in his pocket and half-step through the rest of his career. <br /><br />My goodness. The first thing that came to my mind when I heard it could really happen was a line from 'Snow Crash': <br /><br />"Oh, what a terrible outcome. What an embarrassment. What an incredible ****up, is what it is. It's too late to save your franchise, Jason The Iron Pumper, but it might not be too late to keep the sewer rats from eating your ****** for dinner.'<br /><br />TPE. Dammit. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com