This year’s All Star Game rosters have been announced, but
I’d like to tell you what they really
should look like. I don’t take that
silly guideline of every team needing representation into account, as my
rosters are made up of the 68 most deserving players, regardless of team.
American League
(starters listed first)
Catcher
AJ Pierzynski and Jarrod Saltalamacchia
None of the three catchers on the “real” team make
mine. Mike Napoli gets the fan vote, and
Joe Mauer and Matt Wieters are the backups.
Far be it for me to defend the asshat that is AJ Pierzynski, but I don’t
see how Wieters gets an invite over him; makes no sense. Saltalamacchia has been huge for Boston . I’d take him over Mauer and his high BA.
First Base
Paul Konerko and Prince Fielder
Prince gets the fan vote, but Konerko deserves the start and
would deserve strong consideration for midway MVP if that award existed.
Second Base
Robinson Cano and Ian Kinsler
Cano is scary good.
He should win this vote for the next ten years. Ian Kinsler made the team too, but I’d like
to see how close it was between him and Jeff Kipnis.
Shortstop
Derek Jeter and Asdrubal Cabrera
Jeter and Cabrera made the official squad as well, but I
would have left Elvis Andrus off. He’s
deserving but was a numbers casualty on my team.
Third Base
Miguel Cabrera and Adrian Beltre
MLB got the players right, but I’d start Cabrera. He leads the majors in hits with runners in
scoring position.
Outfield
Josh Hamilton, Adam Jones, Mark Trumbo, Mike Trout, Jose Bautista,
and Alex Rios
Hamilton, Curtis Granderson, and Bautista win the fan vote,
but Granderson didn’t even make my team.
Yes, I see the 23 homers, but the guy is hitting .246, has 91
strikeouts, and has a lower OPS than Josh Reddick, another deserving player
left off the official roster. Trumbo and
Trout deservingly made the team, and Trumbo starts for me. He’s been that good. Rios deserved to make the official team, and
Austin Jackson could have had a legit beef had he not been sidelined for a
short stretch.
Designated Hitter
Edwin Encarnacion, David Ortiz, and Billy Butler
Here’s my biggest gripe about the
Starters
Chris Sale, Jered Weaver, CJ Wilson, CC Sabathia, Justin
Verlander, David Price, Matt Harrison, Jason Hammel, Yu Darvish
Weaver’s no-no earns him the start over Sale .
If I’m slotting pitchers, I’d run Weaver and Sale out there for two innings each, follow
with Verlander, Price, and Darvish for the next two, and then go to the
pen. Felix Hernandez is the only starter
on the official squad that I didn’t choose.
Yes, he’s one of the best pitchers in the game, but he’s just not gotten
it done on the field this year. That
matters. Hammel deserves to make the
team, and Darvish’s fate shouldn’t be coming down to a fan vote.
Relievers
Fernando Rodney, Chris Perez, Jim Johnson, Joe Nathan,
Rafael Soriano, Scott Downs
Ryan Cook is having a nice year, but I think he’s on the
team due to the ‘every team represented’ requirement. Rodney has had a heck of a season, and
Soriano should be recognized for the work he’s done in both Mariano Rivera’s
and David Robertson’s absence. Downs has played both the closer and set up roles to near
perfection this season. I have plenty of
pitching on this team, but Downs is more of an
All Star to me than Curtis Granderson.
National League
Catcher
Carlos Ruiz, Buster Posey, and Yadier Molina
No gripes here. All
three made the official team.
First Base
Joey Votto
Brian LaHair doesn’t deserve to make the team, but he did
out of positional necessity. What I
would do with my team is let Ruiz and Molina handle the catching duties which
would allow Posey to serve as Votto’s backup at first base.
Second Base
Aaron Hill and Jose Altuve
Dan Uggla gets the fan vote but doesn’t belong on the
team. Hill has been the second best
second sacker in baseball, and Altuve has been Houston ’s best player.
Shortstop
Ian Desmond and Starlin Castro
Rafael Furcal was voted in, but I’d have him third on my
list. Desmond should be the starter, and
as much as I’d like to omit Castro, he probably should be in Kansas City .
Third Base
David Wright and David Freese
Pablo Sandoval is one example why the fans shouldn’t vote
for the starters. Let the fan vote get a
player on the team, but since this game truly counts for something, allow the
managers to determine who starts. Wright
should be the starter, and it’s not even remotely debatable.
Outfield
Andrew McCutchen, Carlos Beltran, Ryan Braun, Melky Cabrera,
Carlos Gonzalez, Giancarlo Stanton, and Michael Bourn
Matt Kemp was voted in, but he won’t (and shouldn’t)
play. McCutchen should and probably will
draw the start in his place. Somehow Jay
Bruce made the team over Bourn and Hunter Pence. Someone please make that make sense for
me. I take Bourn over Pence to give me a
late game pinch runner option. In a
close game I’d like to have this guy on the bases.
Starters
R.A. Dickey, Johnny Cueto, Matt Cain, Ryan Vogelsong, Wade
Miley, James McDonald, Stephen Strasburg, Madison Bumgarner, Zack Greinke, Gio
Gonzalez, Cole Hamels, AJ Burnett
Seriously, Cueto isn’t an All Star??? In what universe is that true? That’s the biggest All Star roster screw
up. McDonald doesn’t make the team
either? I understand there are tough
calls every year, but come on. No
Vogelsong? Greinke anyone? This is ridiculous. Chris Capuano probably deserved to make the
team more than Clayton Kershaw. If I
wanted to win I’d probably let Dickey pitch the whole game, but since it’s
somewhat of an exhibition, after he goes two, I’d turn to Strasburg, Hamels,
Cueto, Gonzalez, and Cain to get me to the late innings.
Relievers
Craig Kimbrel, Santiago
Casilla, Joel Hanrahan, Tyler Clippard, and Aroldis Chapman
I’d have loved to put Huston Street on the team, but the other
guys were more deserving in my opinion. Jonathan
Papelbon should have taken a back seat to all of these guys.
My Lineups
1) Derek Jeter
2) Robinson Cano
3) Josh Hamilton
4) Paul Konerko
5) Miguel Cabrera
6) Mark Trumbo
7) Adam Jones
8) Edwin Encarnacion
9) AJ Pierzynski
SP – Jered Weaver
9th inning – Fernando Rodney
NL
1) Andrew McCutchen
2) David Wright
3) Joey Votto
4) Ryan Braun
5) Carlos Beltran
6) Carlos Gonzalez (DH)
7) Carlos Ruiz
8) Aaron Hill
9) Ian Desmond
SP – R.A. Dickey
9th inning – Craig Kimbrel
Most Deserving Omissions
AL – Josh Willingham
NL – Huston
Street
Willingham really earned an All Star selection, but I just
ran out of spots. It would be either him
or Alex Rios, and I feel Rios is more deserving. Street has been one of the best closers in
baseball this year, but, through no fault of his own, he just hasn’t had enough
opportunities. The closers I took have
all faced more stressful and meaningful 9th innings this year.
Wait Until Next Year
AL – Ernesto Frieri
NL – Paul Goldschmidt
You could argue that Frieri should be on this year’s
squad. He’s been electric in his time as
closer, but I felt his teammate, Scott Downs, was just slightly more deserving
of the honor. I think Goldschmidt will
be the NL’s second best first baseman this time next year, and if that pans
out, he’ll be a member of this team for the foreseeable future.