Week 15 Results (9-6) – Overall (124-67-1)
Went 9-6 for the third straight week. Got to do better this week. Zero time, so no writeups, just
picks.
Saints @ Cowboys
Titans @ Packers
Colts @ Chiefs – Upset alert!
Bills @ Dolphins
Chargers @ Jets
Redskins @ Eagles
Bengals @ Steelers
Rams @ Bucs
Raiders @ Panthers
Patriots @ Jaguars
Vikings @ Texans
Browns @ Broncos
Bears @ Cardinals
Giants @ Ravens
49ers @ Seahawks
Happy Holidays to all!
Mrs. TPE has taken the kids to the great state of Minnesota, and while some might think it quite the break for Dr. TPE, I am, to paraphrase Rusty in 'Ocean's 11' regarding the Malloy brothers, having some trouble filling the hours. Ergo, I have decided to assess every starting (at least for the majority of games) QB on the Iron Sheik scale. What is that you ask? Well, it comes down to being one of these:
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B. Better Than Nothing
C. The Real
In turn:
Tom Brady: The Real
Ryan Tanneyhill On his way to The Real
Mark Sanchez: Jabroni
Ryan Fitzpatrick: Jabroni
Andy Dalton: Better Than Nothing
Ben Rothleisberger: The Real
Joe Flacco: Better Than Nothing to reasonable fans. The Real to Jeff Cameron.
Brandon Wheeden: Better Than Nothing
Matt Schaub: Better Than Nothing disguised as The Real
Andrew Luck: The Real
Blaine Gabbert: Jabroni
Jake Locker: Jabroni disgused as Better Than Mothing
Peyton Manning: The Real
Philip Rivers: The Real that became Better than Nothing because he plays with Jabronis
Carson Palmer: Better Than Nothing
Matt Cassell: Ultimate Jabroni
Tony Romo: The Real until playoffs…then Jabroni
RG3: The Real
Eli Manning: The Real
Michael Vick: Jabroni, who has herpes
Aaron Rodgers: The Realest
Jay Cutler: Jeffbroni George
Christian Ponder: Sadly, Jabroni
Matt Stafford: made The Real by Calvin Johnson
Drew Brees: The Real
Matt Ryan: The Real
Josh Freeman: Better Than Nothing
Cam Newton: Better Than Nothing but inquiring about a move to Jabroniville
Sam Bradford: The Real, even I am the only one that thinks so
Russell Wilson: The Real
Alex Smith: Better Than Nothing
John Skelton: Jabroni
Some other notables:
Greg McIlroy: Jabroni. Tim Tebow: not a quarterback, The Real on punt team. Nick Foles: Better Than Nothing. Kevin Kolb: Jabroni.
TPE marginally Better Than Nothing!